i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
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btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
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While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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