Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
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Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
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I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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