I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
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You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
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Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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