sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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