Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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