epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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