I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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