I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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