and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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