it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
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