do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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