Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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