HIV tests are more positive than that guy
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
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