Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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