Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
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Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
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Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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