so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
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Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
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We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
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Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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