This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
