But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
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He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
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No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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