This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
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and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
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it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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