You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize