Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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