all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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