your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
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last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
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Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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