You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
ok first of all what the fuck
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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