Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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