What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
