I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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