Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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