i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
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I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
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The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
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