im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
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the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
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Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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