is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
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I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
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There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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