we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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