Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
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I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
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My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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