whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Woke up backwards on a recliner
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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