Whod you bang
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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