Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
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Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
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Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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