its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
we're so committed to being not committed
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
True college students do jello shots in the library
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
Randomize
