We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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