he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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