Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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