fuck your aforementioned shoe
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
