For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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