What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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