It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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