There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Its about making memories worth repressing
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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