i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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