doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
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