Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
You have to summon your inner elephant
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Someone came in the potted fern
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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