Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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