the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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