I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
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I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
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I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
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