He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
His nipple licking is glorious
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