You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
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Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
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Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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