I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
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when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
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So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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