HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
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