so explain again why im purple
no
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
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What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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