You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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